First thing’s first, I’m a mommy (mommy) Raise kids and my back sure feels it (sure feels it) And I’m still in the Workin’ Bizness I can show you how, like I’m givin’ lessons in mathematics (right, right) You said you want a life like this (huh?) Plannin’ meals, cleanin’ up just like this (yeah) Cup of soup, cup of juice, cup of milk High skills, I make some killer grilled cheese sandwich (cheese sandwich) Takin’ nothin’ but respect, never talk back (never) Cowabunga like we bringin’ Turtles back (what?) Bring the books in, where the words at? The juice’s spillin’, you should mop that I’m your mommy You already know I’m in the fast lane From O.T. to Tae Kwan Do I’m so fancy But I’m not that bold. Remember my name ‘Fore you get told. I said, “Squeaker, don’t do this, I thought we went through this.” Can’t stand no messes and whiners, the truth is And my sleep departed, they get up too early Activity on hyper, I can’t stop them from always moving better get my alarm set on time, if I’m not up, they whine And I swear I get so tired that I wish I could go back to bed sometimes But I get my alarm set on time, if I’m not up, they whine Just can’t worry about no messes, gotta keep from losin’ my mind Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that? Clean up that mess over there, I thought you knew that, knew that I be the M-O-M-M-Y, put my name in bold I been parenting, I’m up in here with some kids to raise I’m your mommy You already know I’m in the fast lane From O.T. to Tae Kwan Do I’m so fancy But I’m not that bold. Remember my name ‘Fore you get told. Crash the train car Let’s have fun playing with the blocks Make the tower fall Feels so good getting all the hugs Yeah, keep on giving me hugs At the park swinging, we’re just having fun Great mom, yeah I’m the bomb Classic, excellent, they can’t get enough Ow… The post Fancy Spoof: Mommy Version appeared first on Embracing the Spectrum.