Fancy Spoof: Mommy Version

First thing’s first, I’m a mommy (mommy)
Raise kids and my back sure feels it (sure feels it)
And I’m still in the Workin’ Bizness
I can show you how, like I’m givin’ lessons in mathematics (right, right)
You said you want a life like this (huh?)
Plannin’ meals, cleanin’ up just like this (yeah)
Cup of soup, cup of juice, cup of milk
High skills, I make some killer grilled cheese sandwich (cheese sandwich)
Takin’ nothin’ but respect, never talk back (never)
Cowabunga like we bringin’ Turtles back (what?)
Bring the books in, where the words at?
The juice’s spillin’, you should mop that

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I’m your mommy
You already know
I’m in the fast lane
From O.T. to Tae Kwan Do
I’m so fancy
But I’m not that bold.
Remember my name
‘Fore you get told.

I said, “Squeaker, don’t do this, I thought we went through this.”
Can’t stand no messes and whiners, the truth is
And my sleep departed, they get up too early
Activity on hyper, I can’t stop them from always moving
better get my alarm set on time, if I’m not up, they whine
And I swear I get so tired that I wish I could go back to bed sometimes
But I get my alarm set on time, if I’m not up, they whine
Just can’t worry about no messes, gotta keep from losin’ my mind
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
Clean up that mess over there, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be the M-O-M-M-Y, put my name in bold
I been parenting, I’m up in here with some kids to raise

I’m your  mommy
You already know
I’m in the fast lane
From O.T. to Tae Kwan Do
I’m so fancy
But I’m not that bold.
Remember my name
‘Fore you get told.

Crash the train car
Let’s have fun playing with the blocks
Make the tower fall
Feels so good getting all the hugs
Yeah, keep on giving me hugs
At the park swinging, we’re just having fun
Great mom, yeah I’m the bomb
Classic, excellent, they can’t get enough
Ow…

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